Satire: Recent poll finds most students would rather wear a mask than a heart-rate monitor in P.E. Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor December 17, 2020 Read Story
Satire: Scientists declare SpaghettiOs a soup once and for all Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor November 22, 2020 Read Story
Satire: PVHS begins aggressive stance against coronavirus by vowing to place soap in at least half of all bathrooms Jimmy Feeney, Multimedia Manager March 11, 2020 Read Story
Satire: PVHS Band students strike graduation performance Odin McDonald, Photo Manager May 21, 2019 Read Story
Satire: School forcing students to run marathon in five minutes Brenner Stickney, Business manager May 20, 2019 Read Story
The Slangwhanger presents: The gentleman’s guide to prom Odin McDonald, Photo Manager May 3, 2019 Read Story
SATIRE: Club Spotlight: Stone Carving Club Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor January 8, 2019 Read Story
Satire: The deadly side effects of the senior bench Shashank Inampudi, Photo Manager December 20, 2018 Read Story
Satire: Adults put foot down; one PV student cuts loose John Mendelin, Arts and Entertainment Editor December 19, 2018 Read Story
Satire: PV student juggles seven uninterrupted study halls Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor November 15, 2018 Read Story
Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor October 24, 2018 Read Story
