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Senior Elise Johnson looks in awe at the amount of soap that PVHS is providing.

Satire: PVHS begins aggressive stance against coronavirus by vowing to place soap in at least half of all bathrooms

March 11, 2020

Claire Annette, seated on school grounds contemplating what steps to take against PVHS Administration.

Satire: PVHS Band students strike graduation performance

May 21, 2019

Senior, Joel Kachappilly, runs to get to class in the tower on time.

Satire: School forcing students to run marathon in five minutes

May 20, 2019

The iconic bowtie, often cheaters, or pre-tied, seen at high school proms.

The Slangwhanger presents: The gentleman’s guide to prom

May 3, 2019

Freshman Trent Strunk reviews his latest work in the stone carving club

SATIRE: Club Spotlight: Stone Carving Club

January 8, 2019

Suspended students sit on the bench between passing periods.

Satire: The deadly side effects of the senior bench

December 20, 2018

Sophomore Ben McCormack dances exuberantly in the face of Bettendorf Rev. Shawn Moore in light of Turnabout being reinstated

Satire: Adults put foot down; one PV student cuts loose

December 19, 2018

Phillip Philibacher suffers from an upset stomach after drinking his 3rd chocolate milk

Satire: PV student juggles seven uninterrupted study halls

November 15, 2018

Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie

Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie

October 24, 2018

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