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In a poll conducted by SUFFOCATE, students get to choose between wearing a heart-rate monitor or a mask.

Satire: Recent poll finds most students would rather wear a mask than a heart-rate monitor in P.E.

Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor
December 17, 2020

In accordance with the new declaration, the Campbell Soup Company is now making their SpaghettiOs with extra sauce and less Os so all the Soupocrats can say “I told you so” to their Repastacan counterparts.

Satire: Scientists declare SpaghettiOs a soup once and for all

Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor
November 22, 2020

Senior Elise Johnson looks in awe at the amount of soap that PVHS is providing.

Satire: PVHS begins aggressive stance against coronavirus by vowing to place soap in at least half of all bathrooms

Jimmy Feeney, Multimedia Manager
March 11, 2020

Claire Annette, seated on school grounds contemplating what steps to take against PVHS Administration.

Satire: PVHS Band students strike graduation performance

Odin McDonald, Photo Manager
May 21, 2019

Senior, Joel Kachappilly, runs to get to class in the tower on time.

Satire: School forcing students to run marathon in five minutes

Brenner Stickney, Business manager
May 20, 2019

The iconic bowtie, often cheaters, or pre-tied, seen at high school proms.

The Slangwhanger presents: The gentleman’s guide to prom

Odin McDonald, Photo Manager
May 3, 2019

Freshman Trent Strunk reviews his latest work in the stone carving club

SATIRE: Club Spotlight: Stone Carving Club

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
January 8, 2019

Suspended students sit on the bench between passing periods.

Satire: The deadly side effects of the senior bench

Shashank Inampudi, Photo Manager
December 20, 2018

Sophomore Ben McCormack dances exuberantly in the face of Bettendorf Rev. Shawn Moore in light of Turnabout being reinstated

Satire: Adults put foot down; one PV student cuts loose

John Mendelin, Arts and Entertainment Editor
December 19, 2018

Phillip Philibacher suffers from an upset stomach after drinking his 3rd chocolate milk

Satire: PV student juggles seven uninterrupted study halls

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
November 15, 2018

Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie

Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
October 24, 2018

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