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Satire: Recent poll finds most students would rather wear a mask than a heart-rate monitor in P.E.

Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor
December 17, 2020

Satire: Scientists declare SpaghettiOs a soup once and for all

Jonathan Sulgrove, Opinion Editor
November 22, 2020

Satire: PVHS begins aggressive stance against coronavirus by vowing to place soap in at least half of all bathrooms

Jimmy Feeney, Multimedia Manager
March 11, 2020

Satire: PVHS Band students strike graduation performance

Odin McDonald, Photo Manager
May 21, 2019

Satire: School forcing students to run marathon in five minutes

Brenner Stickney, Business manager
May 20, 2019

The Slangwhanger presents: The gentleman’s guide to prom

Odin McDonald, Photo Manager
May 3, 2019

SATIRE: Club Spotlight: Stone Carving Club

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
January 8, 2019

Satire: The deadly side effects of the senior bench

Shashank Inampudi, Photo Manager
December 20, 2018

Satire: Adults put foot down; one PV student cuts loose

John Mendelin, Arts and Entertainment Editor
December 19, 2018

Satire: PV student juggles seven uninterrupted study halls

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
November 15, 2018

Satire: PV boy wears basketball shorts in the cold to show he’s not a wussie

Jimmy Guest, Student Life Editor
October 24, 2018

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